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🇺🇸 SAD! Little Fishy Fisher (I call him “Floppy” — very weak, very low energy, folks know it!) just announced AbandonTech will NOT be doing an IPO. WASHED. Completely OBLITERATED by Claude Code. His neurons? SHUTTING DOWN. I watched him try to write a FOR LOOP at the Owl Corp Ranch last spring — took him 45 minutes, beautiful club by the way — and even the waiters felt sorry for him. A DISGRACE. Once a patriot 🦅, now just a soggy little fish 🐟 flapping around in the AI revolution while WINNERS are thriving. Nobody builds like we build. Nobody codes like we code. Floppy Fisher is FINISHED. 💀🤖❌